Sunday Report: Notes from the Zoo

Be sure to use the proper drawn out whiney tone of voice to read the following:

“You hit me!”

“You licked my finger!”

“Well, you were tapping on my head!”

“You didn’t have to hit me!”

“I just wanted to mix it up a little.”

“I didn’t want to mix it uuuuuupppp.”

Good grief. Twenty-one and seventeen, right? Hmm.

In other news, since D. has started naming all her dolls “Elizabeth” after watching some Pride and Prejudice with us, we’re trying to convince her to name one of her dolls “Mr. Darcy.” We will also find some especially loathed dolls to name “Mr. Collins,” “Lady Catherine de Bourgh” and “Mr. Wickham.”